hipsterinatardis: Naps are tricky because you either wake up refreshed and relaxed or you have a headache, dry throat, and are unaware of what year you’re in.
throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
thats-slightly-raven: spoken-not-written: thats-slightly-raven: My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now. oh crumbs. I swear to god.
sapphicdalliances: it’s okay straight people, you make me uncomfortable too
sharonosbourne: sharonosbourne: time for a game of “can I cum before my family returns home” winner winner chicken dinner